About the Author

Mister
Cantankerous is the fictional alter ego of the man behind the blog.
that said, Mister C. Is More than your average
"Intrawebz sock puppet". Over the years Mister C. has taken on
a personality of his own, and to some degree the man behind him pulling
the strings has Completely lost control of his creation. Kinda scary
when you consider the ramifications.
First and foremost Mister Cantankerous is a Zombie, and like any true
zombie at the end of the day what he really wants most is to either pick
your brains or eat them.
Secondly, in addition to having a lot to say, it is his
penultimate dream to see all Those that he refers to as "Future Brain
Donors" join the ranks of the living dead so that he may complete his
master plan to take over the world. It is a crazy dream no doubt, but we
Will continue to indulge him so long as he Doesn't eat our brains and
keeps posting new blog entries.
-The Man Behind The Dead Guy