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WTF IS WITYWIT?



Well I'll tell you what I think, I think if you don't already know WTF Witywit is then chances are you haven't been around the "blogosphere" all that much. That's what I think.

If you really are too lazy to figure it out for yourself, I suppose you can find all your answers Here.


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About the Author



Mister Cantankerous is the fictional alter ego of the man behind the blog.

that said, Mister C. Is More than your average "Intrawebz sock puppet". Over the years Mister C. has taken on a personality of his own, and to some degree the man behind him pulling the strings has Completely lost control of his creation. Kinda scary when you consider the ramifications.

First and foremost Mister Cantankerous is a Zombie, and like any true zombie at the end of the day what he really wants most is to either pick your brains or eat them.

Secondly, in addition to having a lot to say, it is his penultimate dream to see all Those that he refers to as "Future Brain Donors" join the ranks of the living dead so that he may complete his master plan to take over the world. It is a crazy dream no doubt, but we Will continue to indulge him so long as he  Doesn't eat our brains and keeps posting new blog entries.

-The Man Behind The Dead Guy
               

 
The Disclaimer

The main purpose of this website is to direct you to "The Blog". That said, this blog may not be for just "anyone" So before proceeding any further Please read this Disclaimer in it's Entirety. 

If you are easily upset, quick to anger, feel your opinions may have some effect on what the author has to say, or think what you read may lead to things like:

Unwanted Pregnancy

Unemployment

Heart Attack

Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Missing days

Sexual dysfunction

Then this website and Blog are clearly not intended for you. If you came to this site by Googling any of the above then more than likely this site is also not for you, and you Should probably be spending your time consulting one of the following:

Your Parents

Your Doctor

Your Addiction Counselor

Your spiritual Guide

Your Significant Other

If on the other hand you came to this site because of one of the following reasons:

You Enjoy spirited adult discussion

Were given this site by a close friend you are kinda sweet on

Are tired of the Politically Correct gibberish we are inundated with

Want to hang out with the rest of the "Cool" people

Then by all means click the link above and proceed to "The BLog" Knowing that you have done so of your own Free will and accord, and are fully aware That"the Management" will Absofrigginlutely not be responsible for anything beyond this point.May God Have mercy on your soul.

-Thank You, "The Management"

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